It's called a BIRD, his name is ROMO. We've been through this, you've met him, several times. So please stop hiding on the chairs under the kitchen table stalking ROMO. You are never gonna catch him. He flies, very well. In fact he's probably going to do a fly by on you so be careful. When he's not out flying he's behind bars in a cage. So you have no chance. Give it up already!!
Can you please leave my fake mantel alone. I'm sorry I don't have a real one over my fire place like most houses do so I have to make one where i can. On the edge of my staircase. Hey it works for me. My cute little fake plants I made don't appreciate you chewing on their pretty little petals. The picture frames don't like being knocked down either. I'd also appreciate it if you'd stop chewing on my cute little black words. Thank you!!
PO (that's our penguin you see) you are supposed to be guarding my precious arts and crafts. I realize you are Pissed Off (hence his name PO) because it's like 100 degrees here ALL the time and you are use to the cold weather at our old house, but come on be a pal and help me out! You are supposed to be my scarecrow out in a corn field. Your not working very well!
Now that's more like it. You are where you are supposed to be. In your Kitty condo where all your toys are housed. Please play in there and all over your condo and not on my tables and chairs.