I'm in Kitty H.E double hockey sticks

DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE CUTENESS THAT IS CHLOE AND THOSE BIG BLUE EYES. SHE'S THE DEVIL IN DISGUISE. FOR REAL, she does not need a Halloween costume.

Last night I saw POOP on my carpet. No not pumpkin poop, real poop and if you read the 10 things about me then you know I HATE POOP OR PEE on my carpet. It's the whole reason why we have a cat and not a dog.

As you can imagine I was furious. So I go after the cat, who I notice has a large piece of poop hanging off her butt. WHAT THE...................I grab her for further poop inspection. The dangling poop is attached to yarn. A long piece of yarn, which makes this not your typical dingleberry. So I take her into the bathroom, grab toilet paper and pull the poop and the yarn out of her butt. NASTY!! Where the heck did she get yarn? Slightly vomit in my mouth, just a little bit.

I wish I had gotten a picture of this, but it actually made me more nervous than grossed out. She could have died. Yeah I'm serious.

I took Chloe to the vet on Saturday for her 2nd set of Booster shots. It was her 3 month birthday to the day. She is 2 pounds, 9 ounces and is small for her age. She's going to be about 8 pounds full grown. Is that large or small for a cat? Anyway there was cat there who had eaten 2 feet of string and almost died. It had emergency surgery, can you imagine that vet bill? I don't want that vet bill, or the stress that comes with possibly losing my kitty.

After the poop incident I caught her being a pain in the butt AGAIN (I know you saw my previous post about her getting into everything)

Yes that is her ON TOP of ROMO bird's cage. Before she would just stalk him from the tables, now she is actually ON his cage. Oh HECK NO!!

I mean to be honest and fair the bird does tease Chloe, I'm serious he can be a total A-hole that bird, however this is just not acceptable.

Oh yeah, there is more. Check this out!

Yeah she's in our bathroom. Can you tell by the reading material and the toilet paper. I see you eye balling the toilet paper and I don't think so Missy!!

I walk away for one second and she found the roll!! I am not pulling toilet paper out of her bung hole, with poop attached on it. I'm so over this!

I consulted with thatdesigngal and she advised me to pull out the big guns. So I did!

Introducing the BIG Guns!!

Chloe quickly showed me that it would be no match for her. Yeah she attacked it and pulled open the cap to the water, causing this mess. Are you SERIOUS? Do I really need to call NANNY 911, for my KITTEN?

Then I lost her, where the heck could she have gone? She's like a ghost, I found her here only cause I spotted her baby blues. Can you see her? How did she get behind my blinds?

Finally after all that she settled down on her condo for a nap.

Why can't she be this quiet and calm all the time? Oh I just can't wait for her to wake up.

NOT!!